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Paris Hilton in Two Minutes

RealityBites has now delivered presentations on Celebrity Culture and Christian Faith to more than 1300 people in England, Australia and Holland. Here we probe Paris Hilton's lived beliefs.

Forget about what she says! Look at the way she lives! Scrutinise how she treats her 'best friends' from the USA, the UK and Dubai. Evidence for this can be garnered from YouTube. What story is Paris living in?

Here follows a Hilton classic quote:

Barbie is my role model. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

A darling of the critics, Paris is also known for her sophisticated and riveting reality TV show "Best Friend Forever" in which she searches for a replacement chum for Nicole Richie after their tragic feud.

This is how, I think, Paris would answer the five big worldview questions. Please correct me if I am wrong.

Where am I?

I am living in a dangerous but exciting world of opportunity.
Some of my best friends can be easily manipulated by cunning creatures like moi.

Who am I?

I am a celebutante. I am a goddess and crave the worship and adulation of my 'best friends'.

What's wrong?

Other people do not worship and adore me.I am not pampered enough. Other people say unkind and cruel things about me.

What's the solution?

Go for it. Work hard and unleash your unique talent. Believe in yourself and everyone's hot! With effort and a little luck you can become a big success and enjoy abundant consumption and everyone will morph into your 'best friend'.

What happens after death?

You rot. No more best friends for a celebrity like me.

Non-Cheesy Way of Doing Mission

A simple and effective way to talk about the Christian faith is to craft speech acts about heroes and villains. For example, I was talking recently to a financial adviser about investing money in a variety of portfolios and my wife, Anne and I became bothered about the dodgy nature of some of the schemes. We're talking about our money being invested in weapons, tobacco and pornography companies. This is how the conversation went with 'Brian'.

Mark: I don't think my hero, George Cadbury, would invest in these companies, Brian. Do you know about George's amazing chocolate company?

Brian: No I don't think I do.

Mark: Well, George Cadbury was a Quaker who made my favourite chocolate on a daily basis. He was profit-sensitive without being profit-driven. He was a committed Christian and he was very ethical in everything he did blah blah. I don't think he would have invested his coin in some of these companies you are suggesting to us.

Brian: It's rare to meet people like you who are concerned about this ethical issue. Most people aren't bothered by this at all.

Mark: This might sound odd to you but I believe that one day I will have to give an account of my life to Jesus and I'd much rather be like George Cadbury than Hetty Green.

Brian: Sorry I'm not with you Mark. Hetty who?

Mark: Have you never heard of Hetty Green, Brian? She lived in a very secular, materialist story. She was incredibly wealthy but stunk like a skunk and was one of the meanest people ever to have lived. I'm anxious to avoid her mistakes. Call me old-fashioned if you like.

Develop your own speech acts using your favourite heroes and villains. You could use Susie Hart, Pastor Pete or Bob Lavelle as your heroes. The key thing is to find heroes and villains that you enjoy talking about. Develop your own bespoke speech acts that communicate your Christian faith in a non-cheesy way.

Outline of a course on Celebrity Culture and Christian Faith

In this course we look at the things celebrities do and say and then we invite young adults (18-21 years of age) to respond. What is an intelligent Christian response? Each session has the following structure:

  1. Outline celebrity comments with appropriate storytelling.
  2. How do you respond? Your thoughts on Paris Hilton etc.
  3. What is an intelligent Christian response? Go beyond clichés.
  4. Time for debate and discussion.


This course helps young adults to understand celebrity culture and how to engage Christianly with it. We begin with celebrity culture because this is the world that many western people indwell. Many enjoy talking about Paris Hilton, Wayne Rooney and Russell Brand. It aims to bring the Bible alive for young adults who need more depth in the teaching/learning activities they receive. It nurtures Christian thinking about contemporary culture. What does it mean to follow Jesus in this social context? In four sessions (one hour each) we will work through the following celebrity 'insights'. Hopefully the group will find other celebrity stories to discuss.

  1. "You can buy a woman for $10,000 and make your money back in a week if she is pretty and young. Then everything else is profit." Tarzan, the celebrity trafficker
  2. "I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your dreams." Madonna
  3. "Don't you know who I am? I'm a millionaire. You're not even in my league." Marlon King
  4. "Blimey, that's heavy. Are you Dr Phil? I think, just live in the moment. Don't have regrets and enjoy yourself." Shane Warne
  5. "You are a commodity and you can be treated in the most awful manner if they think it can help them in the slightest way." Robbie Fowler
  6. "There’s a tyranny of choice, endless options. You buy loads of washing machines, cars, jeans – why not consume people in the same way?" Russell Brand
  7. "I'm not interested in being a role model for anybody else. Every man has his own life to live and every man should take his own path." Tyson Fury (British boxer)
  8. "Players are pieces of meat – that is how I look at it. When your time's up, your time's up." Roy Keane
  9. "I believe in fate. Sometimes things happen for a reason." Roy Keane
  10. "Work is a necessary evil to be avoided." Mark Twain
  11. "Curses can't touch me because I wear my underwear inside out." Adrian Mutu (Romanian footballer)
  12. "My biggest wish for all of us is that we are happy, successful and that we stay true to ourselves." Victoria Beckham
  13. "No one can live without money. Money and religion are the big things, and that's it, and I stay away from religion. We love to earn money, who doesn't? It gets you things and it's security." Katie Price
  14. "So when you feel like hope is gone look inside you and be strong and you'll finally see the truth that a hero lies in you." Lyrics from Mariah Carey's song Hero
  15. "Barbie is my role model. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it." Paris Hilton
  16. "I think it's important for girls to be confident. Believe in yourself and… everybody's hot." Paris Hilton
  17. "I love Africa in general – South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries." Paris Hilton
  18. "I do transcendental meditation, which is, I suppose, derived from Vedic or Ayurvedic principles, which is sort of Hindu principles." Russell Brand

Three Girls in Haiti

Happy Easter! Christ is risen and his kingdom is breaking into our world. Have you heard this poignant and challenging Tony Campolo story?

Tony was walking towards the Holiday Inn in the middle of Port-au-Prince when he was intercepted by three teenage girls. The oldest was about 15.

The one in the middle said, "Mister, for ten dollars you can have me all night long."

Tony was gobsmacked!

He looked at the girl and said, "I'm an old guy. Would you sleep with me all night long for ten dollars?" She said, "Yes."

Tony unfolded his proposal: "You're in luck. I've got thirty dollars. I'm in room 210. Be there in thirty minutes. Not before."

He rushed up to the room, called room service and explained, "I want every Walt Disney video that you have in stock. How many do you have?" "Eight." came the reply. Tony wanted them all.

He then telephoned the restaurant and requested the following items… "I want banana splits. I want extra ice cream, whipped cream, cherries, nuts, syrup – I want four of them."

A few minutes later the girls arrived. The videos and the banana splits also came. They sat on the edge of the bed and watched the films until one o'clock in the morning. That's when the last of them fell asleep across the bed.

As he sat in the hotel room, looking at the girls lying on the bed he began to mull over the incident, "Nothing's changed. Nothing's changed. Tomorrow they will be back on the streets selling their bodies to dirty, lustful men. Nothing's changed. Nothing's changed."

And then something welled up inside him. He felt these words come into his mind: "For one night, Tony you gave them back their childhood. For one night you let them be kids again."

If those three girls had come up to you what would you have done? Sadly I think I would have squirmed, shuddered and then ignored them and gone straight to the bar for a beer. Tony has a baptised imagination and I need to get one urgently!

Selfies and the Western Religion

So we have another story about a young person who has suffered trauma and misery through a perceived lack of physical perfection. In 2008, Imogen D'Arcy, a 13 year old girl from Leeds committed suicide because she thought she was "fat and ugly".

Danny Bowman has appeared on British TV and has talked openly and eloquently about his addiction to 'selfies'. The 19 year old confessed that he took 200 photos of himself each day, played truant from school, wouldn't leave his house for six months and even lost two stone as he struggled to take the perfect photo. He also tried to commit suicide but his mother saved him when he took an overdose. He had a deep craving for physical perfection and the social approval this would bring.

When will we learn to connect these tragic stories to the western religion that blights so many lives? When we believe deep down that we are just physical creatures then our horizons of happiness will always be focused entirely upon material criteria. It would seem that the aggressive gospel of Hobbes disciples young people to be incredibly insecure about how they look.

The Nazis glorified physical perfection and this led to the compulsory euthanasia of those deemed ugly and ungainly. The western religion is also prone to this devaluing of physically 'inferior' people. Idolatry always devalues some of God's human creatures.

The good news of God's kingdom should be clear. All of us are created in the image and likeness of God. Our value has nothing to do with beauty and physical perfection. We are loved by God, warts and all. Even those who are flatulent are loved!

RealityBites in Bradford

Thanks so much to the Light Church in Bradford which invited me to speak about Celebrity Culture, Discipleship and Evangelism at their Café Theology. Gareth Jones was a superb Master of Ceremonies. I love working with 'Taffy'. About fifty people attended and we got some great feedback.

Gareth and I believe that the discipleship of young people must connect to our contemporary culture and its distinctive idolatry. The western religion mugs us on a daily basis with a false gospel. It proclaims that physical nature is all there is and enjoying material possessions is all that matters. In this social context we argue the following:

  • Disciples should be able to compare and contrast the western religion with the teaching of Jesus.
  • Disciples should be able to ask great questions about the western religion.
  • Disciples should know about inspiring role models who are resisting the western religion.

In short, we tell dramatic stories and we ask questions before we talk about God and His kingdom.

In conclusion I explained how Gareth and I used this approach in a successful outreach event to homeless men in Leeds. RealityBites is touching lives!

RealityBites is reaching thousands with the good news of Jesus

In the past few weeks, RealityBites director Mark Roques has partnered with Whistling Frog Productions (Bradford) and St George's church in Leeds to bring RB stories and teaching to thousands of people in West Yorkshire.

On Christmas day Mark delivered six football monologues on the Pulse of West Yorkshire radio station to approximately 136,000 listeners! He told the story of Jesus' birth through the lens of five football fans from England, France, Germany, Spain and Russia. There was a clear gospel challenge to follow Jesus and not Herod! Feedback has been excellent.

In January Mark and RealityBites co-worker Gareth Jones were invited to participate in three evenings entitled Big Questions by St George's curate Jon Swales. Mark and Gareth not only presented two RealityBites talks but they also answered questions about the Christian faith and prayed for several non-Christian men. Again the feedback was excellent.

RealityBites is having a spiritual impact on the lives of believers and non-believers and we would like to thank you for all your support and prayers.

This bloke came up to me...

I was talking about James Bond, rat worship, trafficking and God and this former member of the National Front, I mean the NF, came up to me! He told me he thought my talk was brilliant but he thought it very political and unlike any talk he had heard in church. What's that all about?

Ideas Have Legs!

A quick plug for Mark's new LifeMatters course...

"Ideas Have Legs!" will explore the key ideas of the great philosophers and how we can look at them with a Christian worldview. It'll be philosophy like you've never heard it before: an earthy, blood-and-guts investigation into some of the big ideas and idolatries that have shaped our world, from Plato to Rorty.

It's not just about ideas and theories: there'll be examples of real-life situations transformed by good or bad philosophy, with guest speakers… and there'll be pirates, and crocodiles…

Come along for an evening of stories, images, small-group discussion, food and drink.

Narnia Experience and God’s Kingdom

The Narnia experience in Leeds has been absolutely amazing. Thousands of people, young and old, have entered Narnia and experienced the magic. Truly Lynsey Jones and the other core people have achieved something quite remarkable.

The story of Aslan, the white witch, the beavers etc is delightful, funny, poignant and subversive. The story re-enchants the world and opens peoples' eyes to the wonder of the world. The Narnia experience spills the perfume of Christ in the theatrical sphere of life.

Notice please that there are many ways to spill this fragrance and the institutional church should take note. Too often God's kingdom is reduced to church activities and church programmes – but enjoying Narnia should cause us to re-imagine God's activity in the world. Banks can manifest God's kingdom. Businesses can reveal God's purposes. We could go on and on. God's kingdom goes far beyond the institutional church and includes the aesthetic delights of the Narnia experience.